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Baseball is different
from any other sport, very different. For instance, in most sports
you score points or goals; in baseball you score runs. In most
sports the ball, or object, is put in play by the offensive team;
in baseball the defensive team puts the ball in play, and only
the defense is allowed to touch the ball. In fact, in baseball
if an offensive player touches the ball intentionally, he's out;
sometimes unintentionally, he's out.
Also: in football,basketball,
soccer, volleyball, and all sports played with a ball, you score
with the ball and in baseball the ball prevents you from scoring.
In most sports
the team is run by a coach; in baseball the team is run by a
manager. And only in baseball does the manager or coach wear
the same clothing the players do. If you'd ever seen John Madden
in his Oakland Raiders uniform,you'd know the reason for this
custom.
Now, I've mentioned
football. Baseball & football are the two most popular spectator
sports in this country. And as such, it seems they ought to be
able to tell us something about ourselves and our values.
I enjoy comparing
baseball and football:
Baseball is a
nineteenth-century pastoral game.
Football is a twentieth-century technological struggle.
Baseball is played
on a diamond, in a park.The baseball park!
Football is played on a gridiron, in a stadium, sometimes called
Soldier Field or War Memorial Stadium.
Baseball begins
in the spring, the season of new life.
Football begins in the fall, when everything's dying.
In football you
wear a helmet.
In baseball you wear a cap.
Football is concerned
with downs - what down is it?
Baseball is concerned with ups - who's up?
In football you
receive a penalty.
In baseball you make an error.
In football the
specialist comes in to kick.
In baseball the specialist comes in to relieve somebody.
Football has
hitting, clipping, spearing, piling on, personal fouls, late
hitting and unnecessary roughness.
Baseball has the sacrifice.
Football is played
in any kind of weather: rain, snow, sleet, hail, fog...
In baseball, if it rains, we don't go out to play.
Baseball has
the seventh inning stretch.
Football has the two minute warning.
Baseball has
no time limit: we don't know when it's gonna end - might have
extra innings.
Football is rigidly timed, and it will end even if we've got
to go to sudden death.
In baseball,
during the game, in the stands, there's kind of a picnic feeling;
emotions may run high or low, but there's not too much unpleasantness.
In football, during the game in the stands, you can be sure that
at least twenty-seven times you're capable of taking the life
of a fellow human being.
And finally,
the objectives of the two games are completely different:
In football the
object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general,
to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense
by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the
blitz, even if he has to use shotgun. With short bullet passes
and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing
this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches
holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the
object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at
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