Catfish by Bob Dylan

Bob Dylan has always been incredibly prolific, only releasing a fraction of what he records. Such a policy has made him a prime target for bootleggers over the years, finally prompting this authorized 1991 triple-disc dive into the Dylan vaults. It consists of rare tracks, unreleased outtakes, early versions of classics, and alternate versions that sometimes cut the originals. A measure of Dylan's depth is his list of discarded songs that would be the crown jewels of most catalogs - Catfish might be one of those songs and it is a rare classic.

"Winning isn't everything. Wanting to win is." - Catfish Hunter in his National Baseball Hall of Fame Induction Day Speech (1987)
Catfish

Written & Performed by Bob Dylan and Jacques Levy

The Bootleg Series Volumes 1-3 (Disc 3)

Lazy stadium night
Catfish on the mound.
"Strike three," the umpire said,
Batter have to go back and sit down.

Catfish, million-dollar-man,
Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can.

Used to work on Mr. Finley's farm
But the old man wouldn't pay
So he packed his glove and took his arm
An' one day he just ran away.

Catfish, million-dollar-man,
Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can.

Come up where the Yankees are,
Dress up in a pinstripe suit,
Smoke a custom-made cigar,
Wear an alligator boot.

Catfish, million-dollar-man,
Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can.

Carolina born and bred,
Love to hunt the little quail.
Got a hundred-acre spread,
Got some huntin' dogs for sale.

Catfish, million-dollar-man,
Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can.

Reggie Jackson at the plate
Seein' nothin' but the curve,
Swing too early or too late
Got to eat what Catfish serve.

Catfish, million-dollar-man,
Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can.

Even Billy Martin grins
When the Fish is in the game.
Every season twenty wins
Gonna make the Hall of Fame.

Catfish, million-dollar-man,
Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can.

Copyright © 1975 Ram's Horn Music


Audio Moment

Catfish




Catfish Hunter was diagnosed in September 1998 with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), or Lou Gehrig's disease, a neurological disease that interferes with the signals the brain sends to the muscles. Over time, the muscles degenerate. The cause is unknown, and there is no cure.

Did you know that Catfish Hunter was the first free agent in modern times? The legal precedent set during this game-changing time are described below:

      At the end of the 1974 season, Hunter (with help from the Major League Baseball Players' Association) discovered a breach of his contract. Hunter wanted long-term financial stability and his contract stipulated half of his 1974 salary was to be set aside in an annuity (an insurance trust). (Oakland Athletics Owner Charles O.) Finley failed to make the appropriate payments. Why? Because the stingy owner discovered that the deferred payment was not tax-deductible as a normal salary would be. Finley was willing to give Hunter a check for the amount, but Hunter, feeling aggrieved, claimed a breach of contract and sought free agency. The matter went to arbitration.

      The arbitrator, Peter Seitz was a professional labor arbitrator. Trained as a lawyer, he decided  a number of labor - management disputes over his career. Well-read and well versed, he had a keen legal mind and a sense of fairness. (He would be the arbitrator who one year later would abolish baseball's "reserve" system once and for all).

      Seitz found that the contract was breached and declared Hunter a free agent. As one of the top pitchers of the game, he was free to sign with any team he wished. When informed of the ruling, he said to his wife, "we don't belong to anybody." Over 20 teams sought his services and ultimately Hunter signed the baseball's first multi-million dollar contract. His five-year $3.25 million deal with the New York Yankees included a $1 million signing bonus, life insurance and deferred compensation and a $150,000 annual salary. A long way from his one-year $100,000 contract with Oakland.

      Catfish Hunter discovered a dirty little secret: in a free market, certain owners will pay top dollar for top players. Charlie Finley discovered that a breach of contract could open up the floodgates.

      Source: Mark's Sportslaw News (website).

Five (5) World Series rings, five (5) consecutive twenty-victory seasons, a Cy Young Award and a perfect game — which he commented on after the game saying, "I wasn't worried about a perfect game going into the ninth. It was like a dream. I never thought about it the whole time. If I'd thought about it I wouldn't have thrown a perfect game."