Frosty and the Babe

Elysian Fields Quarterly published a classic when they found John Robert McFarland's "Frosty and the Babe". The poem describes the scene between a great pitcher and the mighty Babe Ruth. Who will win...

"John Robert McFarland is a wise and funny man." - Humorist / Syndicated Columnist / Author Dave Berry (Dust Jacket inside The Strange Calling)
Frosty and the Babe

Cracked Bat

Written by John Robert McFarland ©

Published: Elysian Fields Quarterly

The Bambino's team was mighty,
Nine stories full of fame,
DiMaggio and Gehrig,
Masters of the game.

Lazzeri, Dickey, Berra,
Made pitchers weep at night.
Ruffing, Ford, and Hoyt,
They were a fearsome sight.

Yes, Babe's team, it was mighty,
All members of the Hall,
But they'd never faced old Frosty,
That master of the ball.

Frosty heaved it with a sentence,
Frosty hurled it with a word,
When Frosty threw the horsehide,
It split lumber like a sword.

Frosty turned his back on walls,
Unlovable as sin,
Frosty turned and faced home plate,
Where they have to take you in.

He took the road less traveled,
As he stopped beside the wood,
Then he turned and faced the platter,
Where the Babe in splendor stood.

The Babe was rapt and ready,
He gave his hat a tip,
Three runners took their leads,
On the bat he took his grip.

Babe pointed to the outfield,
His finger to the sky,
Far beyond the fences,
To the clouds away up high.

Frosty rhymed the spheroid.
Babe took a mighty swing.
The ball was split in even halves,
It was an awesome thing.

Half soared beyond the fences,
Half fell into the mitt.
Half the ball was called a strike.
Half was a home run hit.

Babe trotted 'round the bases,
As half the ball kept climbin'.
Frosty dipped his pen to fans,
Tossed verse upon the diamond.

One a poet with the lumber,
One a poet with the phrase,
One his bat all full of thunder,
One his arm all full of grace.

Frosty and the Babe by John Robert McFarland



Inside the 1956 Sports Illustrated John McFarland set the stage for his poem with these brief, but precise introduction, "One of my unfulfilled promises on earth was to my fellow in art, Alfred Kreymborg, of an epic poem someday about a ball batted so hard by Babe Ruth that it never came back, but got to going round and round the world like a satellite."

McFarland once wrote a biography about Hall of Fame centerfielder Edd Roush and currently has three titles for sale on Amazon: Now That I Have Cancer... I Am Whole (1993), The Strange Calling (1999) & We've Got Trouble (2002).

His work both in this poem and in his books was summed up nicely in a review by Senior Pastor F. Dean Lueking of the Grace Lutheran Church, "John Robert McFarland is the Garrison Keillor of parish ministers in America today. Here is a storyteller who brings to life the varieties of people with whom he has worked, laughed, prayed, and fought through the years of his lively calling. He has that rare gift of lifting the extraordinary out of the ordinary."