A Swing And A Miss by J. Patrick Lewis

Some of the best books in baseball history have been written about pitchers, the pitches they have thrown, and the batters who saw them. Mix in a great repertoire of pitches and if you were standing on the mound you might just see A Swing And A Miss.

"The knuckler wobbling up to you can dipsy-do" - J. Patrick Lewis in A Swing And A Miss (1954)
A Swing And A Miss

by J. Patrick Lewis©

Published In: Light Quarterly (1954)

The fastball
          that you hope to poke
          is smoke

The curveball
          that you thought was there
          is air

The knuckler
          wobbling up to you
          can dipsy-do

The screwball
          an ironic twist
          hits your fist

The sinker
          comes as a surprise:
          it dies

The let-up pitch
          you can't resist?
          you missed

The spitball
          that by law's forbidden
          (is hidden)

A Swing And A Miss by J. Patrick Lewis



Warren Spahn did not need too many pitches and once said, "A pitcher needs two pitches — one they're looking for and one to cross 'em up." Tommy John had a few more in his repertoire and once said, "Four basic ones — fastball, curve, slider, and change-up — plus eight illegal ones."

Those who enjoyed A Swing And A Miss by J. Patrick Lewis might want to check out some of these other poems he has contributed to Baseball Almanac: Baseball Parks, The Reason for Rainbows and Father Time Is Coming (or check out his website for even more).

Who do you believe had the best arsenal at his disposal? Connie Mack thought it was Rube Waddell, others historians / experts say the fastball-curveball combination of Sandy Koufax was the best ever, and you probably have an opinion of your own that we would love to see on our message board.