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"All of the Secret Service guys were terrified that if they messed up (during the softball games) they might end up stationed in Ohio." - Anonymous
"I heard Jimmy Carter said he lost control of the U.S. government. That shows you how dumb he is. He thought he had control to begin with." - Bill Lee
"Next time, get your ass here before the seventh game." - Rick Dempsey
"One time I was playing third base on Carter's team and someone hit a pop fly in my direction. It was well out of range, bit I gave it a little chase anyway. When I got back to third base, he was standing there staring at me, and he said, 'You should have had that one, Curtis.' I never knew if he was serious or not." - Curtis Wilkie
"The Grin Will Not Win." - Media Slogan
"You may think this if for fun, but this is a grudge match. In 1976, Jimmy Carter got the Secret Service on his team and they consistently beat the media, but today he has just bums like us." - Sam Donaldson (they lost 5-4)
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